that awkward moment when you haven’t been phone harassed for so long that when you see a restricted number dialed you at 3am you think… maybe it’s one of my parents! DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?! (they’re both abroad and tend to show up as restricted when they call, and, well, different time zones). it was not your parents. but now they know stuff about your life that you prefer them not to. i find this slightly funny. i should probably not find this funny
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.