July 2012
Sex Tip:
soycrates:
To initiate sexual foreplay, begin by whispering deeply into her ear,
“Double-blind, peer reviewed study.”
When I try to make flirty eye contact with someone...
youngwildandweird:
I’m like,
necrohomocon:
gif is actually pronounced “yillenhoolahey”
“We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been...”
– Galway Kinnell (via myquotelibrary)
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doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
mycutefriendsweetprincess:
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
2 tags
When I hear there is suvo meso in the house
makeyourlifemagical:
When I hear a new GRAND production hit...
serbianissues:
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
Apocalyptica-Romance
WHEN ANOTHER STUDENT ASKS ME HOW MY PROJECT IS...
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
collab: Notsimplyagirl and WSWCgradschool
“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.”
– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now
(via lylaandblu)
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alright
after my roommate just laughed at me for being a lazy bum I guess it is time to get the hell off the internet
i just spent around an hour procrastinating
mattswreckingco:
pchpeplasandbumblebees:
and all i have to do is drive my ass to the suburbs and pick up a phone from my step thing, so that I can actually text people back for a change. I also really really really need to clear all the shit from my room
Above is a complete failure of procrastination. She needs to spend like ten times this.
LIES! lol this is bad. I just came in the house...
2 tags
i just spent around an hour procrastinating
and all i have to do is drive my ass to the suburbs and pick up a phone from my step thing, so that I can actually text people back for a change. I also really really really need to clear all the shit from my room
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top, turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
idk why but these always crack me up to the point of uncontrollable laughter
