February 2011
littlemissdorkette:
faineemae:
Dear Twilight, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my amusement park. Sincerely, Harry Potter
impending doom-- i mean blizzard
me: .....hey
roommate: what
me: should we like....... buy food or whatever?
roommate: ....
me: like at the grocery store? for the storm?
roommate: .....yeah. i guess. all i have are popsicles and triscuts. i guess we should.
me: we are definitely not grownups yet.
January 2011
I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key...
– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)
aaaand this is why i <3 this guy!
oh, enrique
frannyboy:
Yeah, yeah. And you’re Marianne. We’ve had nine classes together since...
– Olive Penderghast (Easy A, 2010)
I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m...
– Barney Stinson (via catatomic)
takingitlyingdown:
this is.. I can’t even… stop laughing at the ridiculousness of this
‘I got botox for my dog’… ‘because he got hit by a truck???’
‘so you’re a little crazy huh?’
‘I’m an asshole’ ‘I love assholes!’
‘I want to have sex with you!’ ‘SHIT! cay you give me a hand job under...
Go to a museum. Go to a park. Fall in love. Drink too much. Vomit in someone’s...
– Junior by Macaulay Culkin (via be-ok)
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone...
lol
destructopop:
tsocialnetwork:
aravenlikeawritingdesk:
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
Hahahaha so freakin true
...
catherinechaotic:
I would like to go to Adult School to learn how to...
vulvamort:
communistbitch:
-bobella-:
Classes I would take:
Groceries 101
The US Postal Service: What the Fuck Is This Shit
Sleeping at Night and Not Like a Vampire
Getting Your Shit Together 251
Filing Taxes & Paying Bills 1100
Making Decisions Based On Logic and Not Feelings
Dressing For Success (and Not Like a Homeless Person)
My Car Is Making a Weird Sound, Am I Going To...
when you get that awkward shiver.
goldnmorning:
brokatelyn:
sheepcatsoy:
and you’re like
omg I thought I was the only one
all the time
LOL!!! Pretty much.
when you find yourself alone, isolated in a world...
in a really bad mood