littlemissdorkette: faineemae: Dear Twilight, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my amusement park. Sincerely, Harry Potter
impending doom-- i mean blizzard
me: should we like....... buy food or whatever?
me: like at the grocery store? for the storm?
roommate: .....yeah. i guess. all i have are popsicles and triscuts. i guess we should.
me: we are definitely not grownups yet.
I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key...– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp) aaaand this is why i <3 this guy!
Yeah, yeah. And you’re Marianne. We’ve had nine classes together since...– Olive Penderghast (Easy A, 2010)
I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m...– Barney Stinson (via catatomic)
takingitlyingdown: this is.. I can’t even… stop laughing at the ridiculousness of this ‘I got botox for my dog’… ‘because he got hit by a truck???’ ‘so you’re a little crazy huh?’ ‘I’m an asshole’ ‘I love assholes!’ ‘I want to have sex with you!’ ‘SHIT! cay you give me a hand job under...
Go to a museum. Go to a park. Fall in love. Drink too much. Vomit in someone’s...– Junior by Macaulay Culkin (via be-ok)
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone...
destructopop: tsocialnetwork: aravenlikeawritingdesk: every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like, ‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’ bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC. Hahahaha so freakin true ...
I would like to go to Adult School to learn how to...
vulvamort: communistbitch: -bobella-: Classes I would take: Groceries 101 The US Postal Service: What the Fuck Is This Shit Sleeping at Night and Not Like a Vampire Getting Your Shit Together 251 Filing Taxes & Paying Bills 1100 Making Decisions Based On Logic and Not Feelings Dressing For Success (and Not Like a Homeless Person) My Car Is Making a Weird Sound, Am I Going To...
when you get that awkward shiver.
goldnmorning: brokatelyn: sheepcatsoy: and you’re like omg I thought I was the only one all the time LOL!!! Pretty much.
when you find yourself alone, isolated in a world...
in a really bad mood