February 2011
littlemissdorkette: faineemae: Dear Twilight, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my amusement park. Sincerely, Harry Potter
Feb 1st
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impending doom-- i mean blizzard
me: .....hey
roommate: what
me: should we like....... buy food or whatever?
roommate: ....
me: like at the grocery store? for the storm?
roommate: .....yeah. i guess. all i have are popsicles and triscuts. i guess we should.
me: we are definitely not grownups yet.
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“I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key...”
– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp) aaaand this is why i <3 this guy!
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oh, enrique
frannyboy:
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“Yeah, yeah. And you’re Marianne. We’ve had nine classes together since...”
– Olive Penderghast (Easy A, 2010)
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“I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I’m...”
– Barney Stinson (via catatomic)
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Jan 28th
WatchWatch
takingitlyingdown: this is.. I can’t even… stop laughing at the ridiculousness of this ‘I got botox for my dog’… ‘because he got hit by a truck???’ ‘so you’re a little crazy huh?’ ‘I’m an asshole’ ‘I love assholes!’ ‘I want to have sex with you!’ ‘SHIT! cay you give me a hand job under...
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“Go to a museum. Go to a park. Fall in love. Drink too much. Vomit in someone’s...”
– Junior by Macaulay Culkin (via be-ok)
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That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone...
lol 
Jan 27th
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destructopop: tsocialnetwork: aravenlikeawritingdesk: every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,  ‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’ bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.  Hahahaha so freakin true ...
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catherinechaotic:
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I would like to go to Adult School to learn how to...
vulvamort: communistbitch: -bobella-: Classes I would take: Groceries 101 The US Postal Service: What the Fuck Is This Shit Sleeping at Night and Not Like a Vampire Getting Your Shit Together 251 Filing Taxes & Paying Bills 1100 Making Decisions Based On Logic and Not Feelings Dressing For Success (and Not Like a Homeless Person) My Car Is Making a Weird Sound, Am I Going To...
Jan 26th
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when you get that awkward shiver.
goldnmorning: brokatelyn: sheepcatsoy: and you’re like omg I thought I was the only one all the time LOL!!! Pretty much.
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when you find yourself alone, isolated in a world...
Jan 24th
in a really bad mood
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