(270): I was so scared, I actually heard my...
textsfromlastnight.com haha. my grandma keeps on telling me how one night stands are fun… i dont know which is worse lol
Mark Zito (wearing a grey sweater) from Maxim Radio asked Watson, “Have you ever...– Oh dan :P (from some website) (via youngandundecided) lmao
my point exactly
textsfromlastnight.com(404): There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
YUM.: it's not always rainbows and butterflies..... →
It’s not always rainbows and butterflies… If I could come anytime i wanted to, i would have come a million times. I know the door is open. I know where. And yet I always get lost. You see? I get confused which door it is… the door to our room, the door to my car, the door to your heart, or…
Why Do We Have Earwax?
fakescience: hahaha I <3 fakescience
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?