Ivana, 26, Chicago
I’ve developed a fool proof method for people to figure out whether someone’s a complete dickhead. Have them meet me. If I fall head over heels for him you should run in the opposite direction. I’m going to start charging for the service. Gotta get something out of this curse.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'